Ode to Irregular Verbs
Ingangung* ist kein Wort

if you hear my ring, rang, rung
you must never hing, hang, hung
better learn ya Chin, Chan, Chun
loadsa chuckles bring, brang, brung

DHL-Mann ring, rang, rung
JC** Poster hing, hang, hung
wiedergeben Chin, Chan, Chun
viele Wunder bring, brang, brung

Cuppachino
Haus of fast grammatikalisch

*   -ing, -ang, -ung (English irregular verbs)
** Jackie Chan - inside joke :P
 

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